Saturday, November 5, 2011

Taylor Swift and Kanye West VMA Incident?

Last night on the MTV VMA'S something very special happened. Now everyone on the planet can finally agree that Kanye West is a giant super d*ck. Unless you live under some hip hop rock. I'm sure that you know that last night, Kanye Hole Interuppted sweet innocent little country kitten Taylor Swift while she was accepting her award for best female video. What A....Douchenozzle. Some people say Kanye was drunk as he was photographed holding a bottle of Hennessy on the red carpet. And if you ask me his choice of beverage is a little on the NOSE. Vodka is better.Taylor handled it the best way, her redneck upbringing, allowed her to. But she doesn't know that when you're in New York and a black male approaches you, you quickly divert your eyes...and cross to the other side of the stage. Then you yell at the top of your lungs MY AWARD MY CHOICE! Kanye was lucky that it wasn't Miley up there because Billy Ray would've strangled him with his mullet and ACHEY BREAKED his neck. Let me tell you something okay Mr. West you don't mess with country. Right now somewhere in the south REba, Toby Keith and the Dixie Chicks are taking time off from having with their cousins to organize a protest. Clint Black is so pissed that he's changing his name to CLINT WHITE. and you better hope that Dolly Parton doesn't get a hold of you or she's gonna ie smack that in douche right outta you until her impant rips. And that's gonna take a long time.

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